目錄
CONTENTS
002/出入自由 A Dream Prison for All Criminals
004/三觀盡毀 Ass Luck
006/刀槍不入 Australian Gongfu
008/到處之冏 A Typical Manifestation of Dear Chinglish
010/雞肋 A Charitable Way to treat Your Husband
012/既生姐 何生弟 A Story of Mr. P And His Sister
014/泥做的 All Men Are Dirty Brothers
016/女也不爽 A Story of Indecent Demonstration
018/撲朔迷離 A Mystery of WC
020/人妖歪傳 A Shemale Saga
022/撒嬌 Anger Takes All
024/此地有銀三百兩 A Tribute to My Favorite Cop
026/生死有別 A Matter of Life And Death
028/體罰性管制A Car Park Run by Boxers
030/天花亂墜 An Unexplainable Cultural Difference
032/童言無忌 A Fun-Filled Election Campaign Slogan
034/唯有杜康 A Tribute to Alcohol
036/無字牌 A Story of Fishy Transformation
038/象圖文字 A Pictorial Message of The Fun Kind
040/哮天犬 A Tale of Fairy Dogs
042/雜技學(xué)院 Acrobatic College of The Thai Kind
044/自虐軟件 A Computer Program of The Torture Kind
048/防盜 style Being Offensive Is The Best of Defence
050/鳥話 Bird Language
052/踢人最樂 Baby Footballer
054/危險動物 Beware of Men
056/以退為進 Being Offensive Is The Best of All Defence
060/持之以恒 Consistency Is The Best Policy
062/顧客全是笨蛋 Customers Are Just Dogs Not Gods
064/國粹Cultural Heritage at Its Worst
066/監(jiān)守自盜 Cops are Just Human Beings After All
068/唯大英雄能本色 Chicken Rights
070/學(xué)而優(yōu)則貪 Being Offensive Is The Best of All Defence
072/游街示眾 Cheater Show in Bangkok
076/毒酒滿杯 Drinks Produce Dreams
078/渾身是膽 Dreadful Bread
080/貨不對板 Delicious Crap
082/夢游 Do Not Sleep When Your Hair Is Wet
084/雙頭奇案 Double-Headed
086/死有對證 Dead Man Speaks
088/位移 Displacement
092/目標明顯 Easy Targets
094/危言聳聽 Embarrassing Advertisement
098/屁票 Farting Permit
100/賞罰不明 Fine Is Not All That Fine
102/望梅止渴 Fake Hope
104/雪上加霜 From Bad to Worse
106/與魔共舞 Fiends And Friends Are Just One Letter Away
108/指桑罵槐 Fossil Teacher
112/高腳 Golden Shoe of The FA Cup
114/天知道 God Knows Everything
116/亡羊補牢 Game Over
118/小李飛刀 Great Cop Who Is Master of Flying Knife
122/病郎中 Hot Tempered Doctor
124/非誠勿擾 Honestly Speaking
126/非禮勿動 May You Readers Please Behave Yourselves
128/顧此失彼 Half Naked
130/饑不擇食 Hungry Ghost
132/弄巧成拙 Holy Water at Its Best
134/破戒 Have Wine Will Travel
136/死有余辜 Heavy Punishment
138/逍遙法內(nèi) Head Count
140/野性難馴 Human Dog Food
142/引狼入舍 Hot Pants
144/知妻莫若夫 Hubby Knows Best
148/不知者不罪 Ignorance That Deserves Forgiving
150/釣魚執(zhí)法 Illegal Parking Is Legal
152/繞口令 I Didn t Say Anything in This Book
154/冤家路窄 I Am Very Sorry for My Ex-boss Mr. Sun
156/尊腿大名 In The Name of Leg
160/廢話一句 Just Lip Service
162/綿里藏針 Just A Humble Advertisement
164/時差 Jetlag
168/愛恨交加 Love Is Nothing
170/千山獨行 Lone Ranger
172/是真名士自風(fēng)流 Lewd Activities in Bar
174/先禮后賓 Ladies First
178/啃老族 Mothers Are Home- Cooked Food
180/民以食為天 May God Bless All My Readers And Me
182/農(nóng)轉(zhuǎn)非 My Mobile Phone Is Growing Bigger Everyday in China Farmland
184/時裝傳奇 My Gay Lady
186/天性愛美 Make up Is Hold up
188/天一神水 Magical Water Made in India
190/同志您好 My Comrade Is A Gay Gay
192/文字獄 Manifestation of Justice
194/竹籃打水 The Knight of One Night
198/NO STOPING
200/敢問路在何方 Navigating without A Compass
202/盡信書不如無書 No Sex Please We Are Chinese
204/酒后吐真言 Nothing But The Truth
206/酒林外史 News for All Drinkers to Cerebrate
208/理所當(dāng)然 Needless to Say
210/美哉斯國 We Are Americans
212/其痛可知 No Pain No Gains
214/無為有處有還無 Nothing Comes from Nothing
218/賓至如歸 Please Take Advantage of Me
220/老當(dāng)益壯 Pregnancy Has No Age Barrier
222/少見多怪 Please Dress Yourself up Before Getting to This Address
224/泰冏 Punctuation Mark Matters
226/未免過謙 A Notice Too Humble
230/百年老雞 Roasted Chicken Better Than KFC
232/請別讀本文 Reading at Your Own Risk
234/套路 Reverse Discount
236/芝麻關(guān)門 Remote Controlled Gate Indian Style
240/SWIMMING OOL
242/分身無術(shù) Split up Please
244/棄車保碎 Swift Transformation of Cars
246/權(quán)威股評 Stock Market Commentary
248/退學(xué)者斬 Schooling Lengthens Your Life Span
250/西方老莊 Self Praise Is No Praise
252/性歧視之最 Sex Discrimination at Its Best
256/E字之差 The Significance of E
258/病從口入 The Most Enjoyable Surgical Treat on Earth
260/不打自招 The Confession of A Businessman
262/城門失火 The Butterfly Effect
264/錯有錯著 The Legend of Ms. Reno
266/董狐之筆 The Quotation of A True Historian
268/多產(chǎn)教師 The Most Intriguing Productivity of Its Kind
270/蓋世神功 The Story of A Gymnastic Accountant
272/高不可攀 The Tower of Fun
274/高人不出手 The Good Hands of An Armless Man
276/廣告志異 The Power of Cigarette Ads
278/行尸走肉 The Exorcist
280/紅顏薄命 The Ordeal of A Russian Beauty
282/婚禮驚艷 The Romance of A Wedding Ceremony
284/家譜 The Genealogy of A French Beauty
286/警察偷汽車 The Thief in Uniform
288/酒后外傳 The Mystery of An Alcoholic Queen
290/樂在其中 The Great Fun of Bathing
292/路邊野花不要采 The Myth of Digging Ones Own Grave
294/曼城魔水 The Harry Potter Hotel
296/美食難求 The Meaning of M
298/米線論 The Length of A Noodle
300/男女有別 The Art of Translation
302/弄拙成巧 Think Twice Before You Decide to Take Away
304/請君入甕 The Freezing Experience
306/人畜有別 The Difference Between Human Beings And Wild Animals
308/孺子不可教 The Best of Naughty Students
310/善哉 The Most Cruel Charity Fair on This Planet
312/水滸后傳 The Modern Water Margin Saga
314/天山童姥 The Oldest Baby of All Time
316/玩法 The Best Way to Kill Your Boredom
318/妄自菲薄 The Story of A Rich Pig
320/溫度不同 Temperature Discretion
322/溫馨提示 The Kindest Reminder Since Beginning of Time
324/掀起你的蓋頭來 The Beauty Queen Buster
326/現(xiàn)身說法 The Naked Truth
328/相敬如兵 The Real Elements of Marriage
330/蟹程萬里 The Story of A Flying Crab
332/言之有禮 True Motivation of Wedding
334/洋為中用 The Best Translation of My Kind
336/藥到鼻除 The Missing Nose
338/一刻千金 Time Is Really Precious
340/一指禪 The Martial Art Master Who Walks Single-fingeredly
342/尤有甚者 The Worse Is Yet to Come
344/語驚四座 The Romance of Mr. P
346/越俎代庖 To Panda with Love
348/鄭人買履 The Cheater The Better
350/專業(yè)殺手 The Bloody Job of A Laundry Shop
354/華陀再世 Weird Medical Records
356/疑難雜癥 Weird Doctor
358/魚和船通吃 We Apologize for Not Making Fish And Chips
362/Yao Ming
364/君子不欺暗室 You Readers Please Behave Yourselves Again Please
366/姥姥下西洋 You Don t Have to Be A Star to Be in My Show
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