輕松松松學習民航英語，快快樂樂了解民航知識，休休閑閑領略民航文化。
本書收集編譯了民航相關的英文幽默，并提供了相應的譯文、詞匯注釋和民航小知識，便以理解和學習。
本書選材標準：幽默風趣，富有哲理；語言地道，通俗易懂；內容涉及民航飛行、空管、乘務等各個方面。
本書是一本民航英語休閑讀物，適合民航從業(yè)人員、英語學習者和對民航感興趣的廣大讀者。
本書也可以用作民航英語教學輔助資料，增加教學的趣味性，提高教學效果。
本書收集編譯了民航相關的英文幽默，并提供了相應的譯文、詞匯注釋和民航小知識，便以理解和學習。讓讀者輕輕松松學習民航英語，快快樂樂了解民航知識，休休閑閑領略民航文化，本書增加了教學的趣味性，適合對民航感興趣的廣大讀者使用。
黃大勇，中國民航飛行學院外國語學院副院長，教授，留英博士，語言測試專家，長期從事民航英語教學與研究，民航空管英語測試專家。黃德先，中國民航飛行學院外國語學院教授，博士，翻譯專家，長期從事翻譯和民航英語教學與研究。夏蓮，中國民航飛行學院外國語學院副教授，長期充實民航英語教學與研究，民航飛行和空管英語等級考試教官。
PartOne Humors from Flight
Attendants and Passengers
1. A New Pilot………………………………………………………………1
2. After a Forced Landing… ………………………………………………2
3. Captain Crash……………………………………………………………3
4. “Do you know who I am?”………………………………………………4
5. Fasten Your Seat Belt Tighter……………………………………………6
6. A Lost Jar… ……………………………………………………………7
7. “How do you plan to wake me up?”… …………………………………8
8. “I’m staying in first class”………………………………………………9
9. Just a Minute… ……………………………………………………… 11
10. “It was the asphalt!”………………………………………………… 12
11. “Lawyers are still going around”…………………………………… 13
12. Too Close to Our Headquarter……………………………………… 14
13. “Make me feel like a woman”……………………………………… 15
14. No Spare Tire… …………………………………………………… 17
15. Physical Fitness Program…………………………………………… 18
16. Pilot Flies Better than Driving……………………………………… 20
17. “Please do not leave children or spouses!”… ……………………… 21
18. Pressurized Metal Tube……………………………………………… 22
19. Round-trip Ticket…………………………………………………… 23
20. See This Red “S” on My Chest?… ………………………………… 24
21. Supersonic Aircraft… ……………………………………………… 25
22. Television Quiz Prize… …………………………………………… 27
23. Vegetarian or Veterinarian?… ……………………………………… 28
24. “You asked too much!”……………………………………………… 29
25. “You did it last time!”… …………………………………………… 30
26. “Were we shot down?”……………………………………………… 32
27. “Well,so what’s the answer?”… …………………………………… 33
28. “What’s left of our airplane”………………………………………… 36
29. “Which one do you love more”… ………………………………… 37
30. Look to Your Right!………………………………………………… 39
31. A Man in Management……………………………………………… 40
32. Design Limits… …………………………………………………… 42
33. “He is a liar”………………………………………………………… 44
34. Innovation!… ……………………………………………………… 46
35. News Report………………………………………………………… 47
36. Health Tip…………………………………………………………… 48
37. Windshield Strength Test…………………………………………… 49
38.What Trip?…………………………………………………………… 51
39. Yearly Changes……………………………………………………… 52
Part Two Humors from Pilots
40. AAA………………………………………………………………… 53
41. Forced Landing near Airfield… …………………………………… 54
42. No Reverse on Expensive Fighter… ……………………………… 55
43. Bear Right!… ……………………………………………………… 57
44. Building Your Own Aircraft………………………………………… 58
45. Gear Pins Installed… ……………………………………………… 59
46. “Give us another hint!”……………………………………………… 61
47. Hi,Jack……………………………………………………………… 62
48. How Ill Is the Aircraft… …………………………………………… 63
49. Last Known Position………………………………………………… 64
50. Needing a Hot Woman……………………………………………… 66
51. New Flight Regulations… ………………………………………… 67
52. “Nothing to worry about”…………………………………………… 68
53. “Please stay inside”… ……………………………………………… 70
54. Pilot Error…………………………………………………………… 71
55. Speak in English!…………………………………………………… 72
56. The Machine Is Broken…………………………………………… 73
57. The Rest of Your Life… …………………………………………… 74
58. The Size Counts… ………………………………………………… 76
59. Three Doors………………………………………………………… 77
60. “Throw out more!”… ……………………………………………… 79
61. “We’ll be up here all day!”… ……………………………………… 80
62. “What are your intentions?”………………………………………… 81
63. “What’s your gross?”… …………………………………………… 82
64. Wrong Plane………………………………………………………… 84
65. “You’re not the flight instructor?”… ……………………………… 86
66. Training the blonde… ……………………………………………… 88
67. Blonde goes flying… ……………………………………………… 89
Part Three Humors from Air Traffic Controllers
68. Birds on the Runway… …………………………………………… 92
69. GO AROUND!……………………………………………………… 93
70. Going “Up”… ……………………………………………………… 95
71. I Am a Male Hispanic… …………………………………………… 96
72. I am not stupid……………………………………………………… 97
73. “I’ll take $4,000 worth”… ………………………………………… 98
74. Interview… ………………………………………………………… 99
75. Noise Abatement… …………………………………………………101
76. Request Emergency Descent… ……………………………………102
77. Return to the Airport…………………………………………………103
78. “Supervisor, can I go home now?”… ………………………………104
79. Turbulence on Taxiway!… …………………………………………105
80. “We have surrounded it”… …………………………………………106
81. “We plan to come down to it”… ……………………………………107
82. Worse Weather Conditions… ………………………………………109
83.Would You Like Fries?………………………………………………110
84. Report Heading!… …………………………………………………111
85. Contact Space Center Houston!… …………………………………112
86. Cancel good morning!………………………………………………113
87. Good man, go ahead…………………………………………………114
88. Aviation Alphabet (1)… ……………………………………………115
89. Aviation Alphabet (2)… ……………………………………………116
90. Problem & Solution (1)… …………………………………………118
91. Problem & Solution (2)… …………………………………………119
Part Four Aviation Quotes
92. About Cooperation… ………………………………………………122
93. About Feelings of Flight… …………………………………………123
94. About Flight Check and Situational Awareness… …………………126
95. About Flight Experience and Mistakes………………………………128
96. About Flight Skills… ………………………………………………131
97. About Flight Study and Practice… …………………………………135
98. About Judgment… …………………………………………………140
99. About Landing………………………………………………………142
附錄：本書英文材料取材的相關網站… ……………………………145
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